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January 1, 2009

High-Risk Folks For Venereal Diseases by Alberta Parish

When I said in a previous blog post that you can always tell the high-risk folks because after only one date, they want to jump in the sack with you and 'tap that', there is some truth to this. You have to look closely at a person's sexual behaviorism. When somebody (typically a guy) ask you out on a date, he just met you several days ago, doesn't know anything about you except your name, what you do for a living and how m… Continue

December 20, 2008

What If Hell Really Exist?

Written by Alberta Parish

During the early morning hours like around 3 a.m. this morning, I was listening to an audio recording on YouTube regarding an actual audio recording produced by a group of researchers who had drilled a very deep hole into the earth (in Siberia in the 1960s) after which they claim to have heard human screams emanating from the hole. One of the scientists whose name was Dr. Azzacove said, “Needless to say we were shocked to… Continue

December 16, 2008

The Choices I Made by Alberta Parish

Although I was fortunate enough to have a loving mother always present in my life and who wanted to see me succeed in life, I was unfortunate to have grown up around unsupportive and emotionally abusive family members whom I felt really didn’t have an interest in seeing me succeed in life. I feel like they expected me to settle down with a man, have a bunch of kids, and have men problems like most of them had. But I was never interested in… Continue

December 14, 2008

The Day The Earth Stood Still Thousands Of Years Ago by Alberta Parish

Yesterday, my mother and I traveled to Warner Robins, Georgia just because we needed a change of scenery. We live in the heart of Agginville USA, and Agginville is sometimes a suffocating and strange place, which is why we were compelled to get away for at least one day.

While in Warner Robins, my mom and I had the pleasure of going to the movie theatre to see ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’. The one thin… Continue

December 7, 2008

AGGINITUS: Number One Fatal Disease Killing African Americans

Today, a new disease known as Agginitus is killing more African Americans than HIV, diabetes, strokes, and heart disease combined. This new disease does not discriminate in age, sex, religion or ideology. It is highly unmerciful, even to African American infants and toddlers. Unfortunately, this disease is only airborne, which makes it ten times more likely to contract only over a short period of time.

Now, the ter… Continue